God Save Gothic Barbie
Taylor Momsen is starting to scare the shit out of me. I mean, I know, I've said before that I have unconditional love for her but after seing THIS PHOTO of her in THAT OUTFIT and THAT MAKEUP?
I... don't... even...
Seriously, what the hell happened to her? Have I been away for too long? The last time I checked Taylor-momsen.net, looking for cool inspirational outfits, I couldn't decide which photos of her to save and which looks to copy cuz I loved every single thing she wore!
But now, I can barely choose a decent photo. You know, a photo where she doesn't look like a Dead Gothic Barbie or a wicked teenage witch whore? All her looks from the last few months were just completely questionable. She only looked good on some of the magazine scans but of course that's because someone else had styled her for those shoots. I'm talking of her candids, stuff she wore to places she went to and shows she had with her band--outfits she'd put together herself. But I couldn't find anything nice anymore! Everything just looked wrong.
I understand she's all rock and roll right now but is it mandatory for rock chicks to look...I don't know...a walking corpse? The devil's underage mistress? Frankenstein's evil baby sister? I just don't get that dog collar, red eye make up and black lipstick. She's been looking like she's on a halloween parade every day and I don't understand why! Christmas is coming! Why doesn't she smile anymore?
And why the fuck does she have to wear that hideous black leather collar-like thing on her neck like a freakin' dog? UGH. I'm sorry for over reacting but it just makes no sense to me at all. Isn't she leading a charmed life? Being on Gossip Girl, and fronting an awesome rock band, and having so many girls look up to her and her once-upon-a-time amazing style?
It's just sad and devastating because I loved her! I used to really really love her! But now, I don't know. This girl is like a disease. More like, cancer--getting uglier by the day. Tragic. Very very tragic.
Oh my. Let's all gather and pray for Taylor Momsen's quick recovery from trainwreck-hood.
Okay, I'm done. But just because I'm dissing Taylor tonight doesn't mean I'd hate her for the rest of my life. Who knows? Maybe this is just a phase? You know, teenagers go through stuff like this. PHASES. I myself went through a hiphop phase, wearing baggy jeans and tiny tops that shows off my hipbones. And then I went to skater/punk phase too when I tried so hard to be a clone of Avril Lavigne back in highschool and in my early days at college!
So I say, let's not close our hearts to Taylor Momsen yet, yeah? One of these days, she might wake up and realize that acting and dressing up like a zombie prostitute doesn't look cool anymore--and she might actually go back to being cool and start practicing the act of smiling again. ^__^